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Commi Demotivational Poster


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm, #247796
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am, #227081
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am, #234952
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm, #227586
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am, #225331
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


TEIAM -




DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am, #227156
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm, #227144
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm, #226809
Hilarious.


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am, #244968
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm, #227026
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am, #227018

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm, #227007
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


DEAR GOD -




HISTORY -




ALCOHOL -




DOCTOR -




SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm, #230701
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm, #220673
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm, #218392
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm, #218385
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm, #218384

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm, #218383

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm, #218382
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am, #193090
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am, #193088
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am, #193087
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am, #193086
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am, #193085
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am, #193084
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am, #193083
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am, #193082
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am, #193080
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am, #193078
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am, #193049
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am, #193042
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am, #192663
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm, #156596
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm, #72952
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm, #63027
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am, #65261
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm, #29003
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29002
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


COMMITMENT - The Chicken was dedicated, but the pig..The pig was committed.




PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


SATISFIED - the day I realized I was god was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself


TAGS: satisfied god man commi3
Rating: 4.06/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:03 pm, #225451
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... and boom goes the dynomite
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:47 am, #225281
almo5t true


COMMITMENT - Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.




PAPERCLIP - The staple for people with commitment issues


TAGS: paperclip commitment issues
Rating: 4.4/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:19 pm, #224910
Bigger than some p****es.


LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am, #225628
yeah, this is a good one


THE HOLY BIBLE -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm, #223484
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm, #223465
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm, #227196
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am, #227150
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am, #227149
Challenge accepted


MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm, #246627

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm, #246613

d***, so true.


AT THE DOC'S -


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm, #226766
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am, #226760

LMAO! 5L


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




HIDDEN GENIUS -


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am, #225572
HAHA


BestBuy Employees II -




CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am, #235939
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am, #235938
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am, #235927
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm, #227496
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm, #226099
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am, #225973

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am, #225971
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm, #225963
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225962
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm, #225956
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225955
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am, #225953
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am, #225951

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am, #225944
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am, #225943
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm, #225939
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm, #225930
LMAO!


WHO WAS IT - that said you can't buy friendship?




BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.


TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm, #130025
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am, #129898
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am, #140075
Dude, what's with me pic?


FACIAL HAIR -




HELL - Where the fates of many are controlled by someone who is known to be overly ‘red’ and believes in equal punishment. Commi, what exactly was that trip you went on about?


TAGS: commi hell red motifake tribute
Rating: 4.42/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:31 am, #224194
Hana, very funny. Let's all pick on the red kid. ...soon, soon.


LIP-SYNCHING - Milli Vanilli Wishes They Were This Cute




FRANK -




New Year Same Old Pole -


TAGS: marriage commitment love h** water
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 1, 2014, 2:26 pm, #251848

Double entendre, anyone? 5L


TEXAS HEAT -


TAGS: rerun welcome committee
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - December 22, 2011, 7:27 pm, #226851

I have been humbled.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2011, 5:52 pm, #226848

EPIC!!!
Airman - December 22, 2011, 5:27 pm, #226847
LOL!


NOT A VOWEL -


TAGS: 5 ball committee comment
Rating: 4.93/5

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forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:10 am, #229470
148297 ! ;)
Sho - February 12, 2012, 9:33 am, #229403
I can quack to this
Feasibly - February 11, 2012, 8:06 pm, #229381
What Cranky 5aid...
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:59 pm, #229379
you might as well choose the the correct use of the the the while you're 5t it :)
crankyhead - February 11, 2012, 5:35 pm, #229366
I 5econd that motion.


CISPA -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm, #245298
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


BestBuy Employees -




Second thoughts -


TAGS: commitment change of mind
Rating: 4.86/5

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Oldsod - January 18, 2014, 8:57 pm, #252241
Why am I having "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" flashbacks? She looks nothing like Princes5Looky.


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: married doubt danielle fishel legs commitment
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - September 14, 2013, 1:15 am, #249626
well this was a pleasant surprise....reminds me of Carmen, Houston, ten yrs my senior...taught me a few things...shyt I'm old
Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:45 am, #187031
5L for using Topanga from Boy Meets World.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:44 pm, #186987
Pretty picture.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 5:19 pm, #186969
Nice knee
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 4:55 pm, #186963
Nice work, 5L


TYING THE KNOT IN 2010 -




A POLITICIANS VIEW -


TAGS: politician fire committee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2011, 4:55 am, #208833
It isn't a "political" poster...it's kinda funny, so it can't be.
Donkasaurus - January 1, 2011, 4:26 am, #208832
Politifake?


THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,


TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am, #110443
wELL DONE, bOB cHIN. fUNNY.


Pet Rock -




Loyalty -




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