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Commi Demotivational Poster


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.

IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command

TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?



TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.





SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...

TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang

COMMITMENT - The Chicken was dedicated, but the pig..The pig was committed.


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

SATISFIED - the day I realized I was god was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself

TAGS: satisfied god man commi3
Rating: 4.06/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:03 pm
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:47 am
almo5t true

COMMITMENT - Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

PAPERCLIP - The staple for people with commitment issues

TAGS: paperclip commitment issues
Rating: 4.4/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:19 pm
Bigger than some p****es.


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one



TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

d***, so true.


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am




TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am

BestBuy Employees II -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm

WHO WAS IT - that said you can't buy friendship?

BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.

TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


HELL - Where the fates of many are controlled by someone who is known to be overly ‘red’ and believes in equal punishment. Commi, what exactly was that trip you went on about?

TAGS: commi hell red motifake tribute
Rating: 4.42/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:31 am
Hana, very funny. Let's all pick on the red kid. ...soon, soon.

LIP-SYNCHING - Milli Vanilli Wishes They Were This Cute


New Year Same Old Pole -

TAGS: marriage commitment love h** water
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 1, 2014, 2:26 pm

Double entendre, anyone? 5L


TAGS: rerun welcome committee
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - December 22, 2011, 7:27 pm

I have been humbled.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2011, 5:52 pm

Airman - December 22, 2011, 5:27 pm


TAGS: 5 ball committee comment
Rating: 4.93/5

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forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:10 am
148297 ! ;)
Sho - February 12, 2012, 9:33 am
I can quack to this
Feasibly - February 11, 2012, 8:06 pm
What Cranky 5aid...
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:59 pm
you might as well choose the the correct use of the the the while you're 5t it :)
crankyhead - February 11, 2012, 5:35 pm
I 5econd that motion.


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.

BestBuy Employees -

Second thoughts -

TAGS: commitment change of mind
Rating: 4.86/5

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Oldsod - January 18, 2014, 8:57 pm
Why am I having "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" flashbacks? She looks nothing like Princes5Looky.


TAGS: married doubt danielle fishel legs commitment
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - September 14, 2013, 1:15 am
well this was a pleasant surprise....reminds me of Carmen, Houston, ten yrs my senior...taught me a few things...shyt I'm old
Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:45 am
5L for using Topanga from Boy Meets World.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:44 pm
Pretty picture.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 5:19 pm
Nice knee
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 4:55 pm
Nice work, 5L



TAGS: politician fire committee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2011, 4:55 am
It isn't a "political" poster...it's kinda funny, so it can't be.
Donkasaurus - January 1, 2011, 4:26 am

THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,

TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am

Pet Rock -

Loyalty -